Detective's First Date In Years Ends Up Being A Paranoid Emotional Rollercoaster

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mattstaff
Dec 17, 2018 2:00 PM EST

His friends recommended he give Bumble a shot, and it's safe to assume he will not be giving the dating app another one. That, and the universe itself seemingly intervened to throw him an absolute worst-case scenario, nightmare of a date. Poor dude's about to crawl back into his warm, safe Netflix cave. And you know what, I wouldn't blame him one bit. 

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